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Limited Edition – Not for the faint of scent.
They said she could sell anything. We took it literally. Inspired by internet chaos and the cult of celebrity, this soap is our love letter to viral absurdity—with actual utility.
No, it’s not real bathwater. But it smells like the kind of scandal you wouldn’t mind scrubbing all over. Notes of warm vanilla, soft rose, and subtle spice make it feel luxe, while the absurdity of the name keeps it unserious. Just like us.
Use it. Gift it. Worship it ironically.
Vegan & cruelty-free
For external use only (we mean it)
Paraben & sulphate-free
Comes in a collectible wrapper you’ll never throw away